Sydney//17//Michigan//Sailing
I don't know I just really like sailing and guys in bow ties.

Can’t tell if I miss you, I’m horny, lonely or all three

  • thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
    me when i am mildly inconvenienced:
  • no no it's fine i've had worse
    me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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helioscentrifuge:

sophienorthcott:

chlorinda:

potential-and-difference:

shmiling:

n0thingleftinside:

fuckyeahprisoninmates:

Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while in prison. He believes these murders were justified because both men were convicted rapists, one of whom was accused of raping his sister from the age of 8 to 14.

I never thought I would admire a murder

Did you know that in most criminals frown upon rapists and molesters  If they find out that they raped or molested a woman they usually treat them terribly like beating them up, or making them die. Criminals don’t even accept that.

Absolutely true, because if you think about it they have families and perhaps kids. If they find out you’re a child molester they are going to hate you.

Sometimes when child molesters go to jail, even the guards are lied to about what the molester did to go there. They sometimes make up a false crime to protect the molester from serious injury.

Ain’t it fucked up that even hardened criminals realise rape is fucking wrong no matter what, but there are some government officials that cannot?

that last fucking comment tho

ruinedbabe:

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

Why can’t I just handle my booze

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

summerwind41490:

🇺🇸 patriotic today!

summerwind41490:

🇺🇸 patriotic today!

newyorkcityprepster:

sweetsiddaleigh:

Me everyday.

My last words

newyorkcityprepster:

sweetsiddaleigh:

Me everyday.

My last words

champane:

Babes

champane:

Babes

crystaltokyogorepolice:


teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.