ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY
I will always try and reblog this.
My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.
my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
that’s why storms are named after people
i want my tax dollars to do nothing but feed dogs. fuck roads and schools. just dogs
– "Text Messages I Never Sent" R’J (via thechildofstyle)
actors: kanye west
executive producer: kanye west
make up: kanye west
everything: kanye west
I have found the mother of all fuck her right in the pussy videos
Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit”
Just bought these!!!!
lie and tell me Brook Soso isn’t an amazing representation of Tumblr