red sky at night

I don't know I just really like sailing and guys in bow ties.

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I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

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So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

that’s why storms are named after people

i want my tax dollars to do nothing but feed dogs. fuck roads and schools. just dogs

"fuck I miss you and I want you so bad and I know I’m not suppose to be texting you this stuff but I just can’t help it I can’t stop thinking about meeting you for the first time and the way your lips tasted and I can still fucking feel your hands rubbing down my body and I know it’s been four months since I slept with you but I still wake up every morning thinking I’m going to be your arms again"

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actors: kanye west
doubles:kanye west
executive producer: kanye west
make up: kanye west
everything: kanye west

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I have found the mother of all fuck her right in the pussy videos

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Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

Just bought these!!!!

lie and tell me Brook Soso isn’t an amazing representation of Tumblr

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do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

This is the saddest and most accurate thing I have ever read. 

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